ASK COOPIE: "His Lady is Disloyal"

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Hello there, it’s John Donaldson and I am writing to ask for advice on a private matter concerning a sophomore friend of mine from CALM. He and I don’t always see eye to eye and he may think I do not like him. That is not the case and he shall see soon after he hears what I’ve got to say. He is engaged but, maybe he’ll rethink his decision to get married if he knew what I knew. I have some terrible news about the circumstances of his relationship, it seems his lady is disloyal. It comes as a shock because she is well thought of in our throughout the University of Messina community, she is well respected because of her ties to the president of the Alpha Delta Omicron fraternity. She is far worse than disloyal, she is treacherous, vile, deceitful, and unworthy of engagement to my sweet friend. I’m concerned that he won’t be able to identify himself as the person I am talking about, and obviously I don’t want to name drop to avoid any embarrassment this may cause him. I’ll give a description of him and his lady to avoid any confusion. The friend of mine that I speak of is a sophomore in CALM and is a good friend of my brother Pedro and Benedick. He is a Kinesiology major, he loves to larp and jump to conclusions, his favorite book and movie is American Psycho, and he likes Young Thug. His “lady” is also a sophomore and is majoring in Journalism. She’s affiliated with Dead Poets Society, Messina Daily, Alpha Delta Omicron, and Messina Media. Hopefully I made it clear who I was talking about, if not I’m sure the image I captured of the lady in the act of cheating will help clear it up. It’s a shame that in today’s society women are still acting in such a disrespectful and shameful way.

Hopefully I made it clear who I was talking about, if not I’m sure the image I captured of the lady in the act of cheating will help clear it up. As you can clearly see, there’s that deceitful woman who is cheating on her soon to be husband. It’s a shame that in today’s society women are still acting in such a disrespectful and shameful way. Well anyways, what should I do? How do I go about dealing with this situation?

-John Donaldson

What an interesting predicament, does this perhaps have anything to do with Claudio and Hero? Personally, I’d publicly shame my woman if she did this to me, but that would never happen to me. That image looks like some solid proof that Hero has cheated on Claudio. That’s absolutely shameful and no way for a woman to act in our society. If Beatrice did that to her new lover Benedick, I would lose all faith in society. Anyways, this is a real crappy situation… Mr. Donaldson, I suggest you tell your friend, he must know what has happened.

-Coopie