ADO Newsletter
Posted February 18th, 10:00 A.M.
Welcome back to the weekly ΑΔΟ co-fraternity newsletter! Brought to you by your fellow twins Leo and Antonio.
To start with fraternity updates, our most recent Valentine's Day Party was a success, and I was happy to see all the new faces who participated in the event, including the LARPERS club (C.A.L.M). Thank you to all of the volunteers who helped fundraise for an amazing night. I could tell love was in the air!
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Now we must move on to recent unfortunate events. On Feb 17th, Hero Messina, one of our fellow fraternity members, was falsely accused of cheating on her fiancé Claudio at her own engagement party. Hero was so distraught that she died of a broken heart. False rumors can have catastrophic consequences, and in the wake of Hero’s death, we cannot let these false rumors take further hold of this campus community. Hero was an ambitious, bright student who was an integral part of campus life. She loved being part of our fraternity and hoped to be a journalist one day. Hero Messina was innocent and didn’t deserve the horrible rumors that circulated around her. As a fraternity family, we must stand strong against the C.A.L.M club that took Hero from us. We allowed them into our fraternity house and they turned against us. Hero Messina was innocent!
Claudio, and by extension, the LARPers have done the unthinkable. By shaming our friend of the fraternity Hero (in public no less) we have lost the life of not just a member of fraternity, but a member of our family as well. Trapped in their ludicrous world of make-believe, it is clear that these LARPers do not understand actions have consequences.
We hold conviction in our belief that such shaming must be paid back in kind, and after much deliberation, the leaders of Alpha Delta Omicron have decided a fitting response to their outrage. We seek a fencing duel with them for the sake of Hero’s honor. Messina University has produced some of the best fencers in the nation, and considering Pedro’s group of misfits spend much of their free time hitting each other with swords (with no grace might I add) it is only natural the issue be resolved this way.
We seek a one-on-one duel with Claudio, minimum protective gear, no rounds, and no stoppages barring injury. Alpha Delta Omicron has thrown the metaphorical gauntlet down, now it is on them to answer in kind. We invite everyone on campus to attend this event, no fee of admission whatsoever! Want to record the event? We ask you share it on whatever platform you use, all the shame Claudio and his rabble will receive from it will only be a modicum of what was brought against Hero.
